Fireland

by Joshua Allen
Hi my name is Josh
I'm a writer living in Denver
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  • April 4, 2012 11:14 pm
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    The Fireland Podcast / Legs

    Twenty seconds of me in the car singing ZZ Top’s “Legs” followed by commentary on a) the having of legs and b) the usage of said legs.

  • March 6, 2012 10:45 pm
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    The Fireland Podcast / Pinkberry

    Forty-five seconds of me in the car after seeing a guy walk by eating Pinkberry with fruit on the top.

    WARNING: Extremely erotic. Do not listen if you are at work or sexually fragile.

  • February 16, 2011 12:25 pm
    A while back somebody asked me to add my mini-podcasts to iTunes along with the older ones and I was all I DO NOT REMEMBER HOW TO DO THAT and stormed off in an embarrassed huff.

FLASH FORWARD TO JUST NOW: I remembered how to do it.

Subscribe here to enjoy the incredibly dumb and insultingly short things I record while driving around.

    A while back somebody asked me to add my mini-podcasts to iTunes along with the older ones and I was all I DO NOT REMEMBER HOW TO DO THAT and stormed off in an embarrassed huff.

    FLASH FORWARD TO JUST NOW: I remembered how to do it.

    Subscribe here to enjoy the incredibly dumb and insultingly short things I record while driving around.

  • February 14, 2011 10:37 pm
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    Fireland Mini-Podcast No. 12

    A minute-forty of me in the car, recounting my night out on Valentine’s Day.

  • December 20, 2010 2:09 pm
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    Fireland Mini-Podcast No. 11
    Four seconds of a band name brainstorm session, circa 2000.

  • November 26, 2010 9:05 am
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    Fireland Mini-Podcast No. 10
    The uncut version of “Pirate Boots.” I’m sorry. But if I do something and I don’t tell you about it, it’s like it never happened.

  • November 23, 2010 2:55 pm
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    Fireland Mini-Podcast No. 9
    Thirty seconds of me in the car singing a terrible song.

    Little back story on this one: Last week I was stone chillin with PERMENTER! and he was saying how he uses Zipcars in SF all the time, and the last four times he got in one and turned on the radio, it was playing the same song. Strange, right? But what’s even stranger is this:

    That song was LIGHTNING CRASHES. Of all things.

    But you know what’s even stranger than that?

    IT CAME ON THE RADIO AS I DROVE HOME THAT VERY NIGHT

    Chills. Anyway I recorded myself “singing” along and put it on the internet because what else you gonna do with your life.

  • March 30, 2010 8:54 pm
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    Fireland Mini-Podcast No. 8
    Seventeen seconds of me in the car doing my uncanny Tony Soprano impression.

  • March 2, 2010 8:58 pm
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    Fireland Mini-Podcast No. 7
    Ten seconds of me in the car in the rain w/unnecessary accent. Includes twist ending.

  • February 26, 2010 1:14 pm
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    Fireland Mini-Podcast No. 6
    Twenty-five seconds of me in the car talking about my dream date.

  • February 25, 2010 9:02 pm
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    Fireland Mini-Podcast No. 5
    Ten seconds of me in the car contemplating the oncoming snowstorm. Includes twist ending.

  • February 23, 2010 9:29 pm
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    Fireland Mini-Podcast No. 4
    Ten seconds of me in the car re-creating a brainstorm session at the Ford Motor Company circa 1993.

  • February 12, 2010 4:02 pm
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    Fireland Mini-Podcast No. 3
    Ten seconds of me in the car trying to pick up a girl I’ve dubbed “Pirate Boots.”