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I’m not putting this #followfriday on Twitter where it belongs because I have all of these embarrassing rules for myself that keep me from being a healthy member of the community, but I felt compelled to give a small shout out to Alana Post who is great for a wide range of reasons, but also because of Twitter posts like:
is there anything more innocent and beautiful than a child’s drawing of a blacula?*
i hate it when i come out of the bathroom with chocolate on my face
looking forward to an intimate evening of eye ointment, combing for lice, google image search “early skin cancer”, etc
ugh my cat just pooped and it smells SO HORRIBLE this is TERRORISM
if you didn’t want it then you should’ve put nuva ring on it
i’m 100% 50/50 that i can get down to my birth weight of 5lbs 3oz
too depressed to recycle
at the risk of sounding forward: is there a, uh, MRS. peanut?
if i woke up unable to read or write i think i’d just be like “eh fuck it”
*I always always think the phrase “a dracula” is funny and figured it could never be improved upon but I was wrong.
