“I see you started smoking.”
“Well, you know, I had this awesome cigarette case that was just sitting around, doing nothing for nobody.”
“You always were a practical man. Man in quotes.”
“Did you know it belonged to my grandfather and—”
“And it stopped a Nazi bullet from killing him?”
“Did I tell you this?”
“And then he died three weeks later of lung cancer?”
“I told you this.”
“You realize you have literally three stories?”
“Three rad stories. That’s twice as many as most folks.”
“Most folks have one and a half rad stories?”
“Most folks wish they could say they had sex with a guy who played an Ewok.”
