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Twitter First Draft No. 006

Last night I went against my better judgment and wrote a Harry Potter tweet. It relied too much on knowing Harry Potter stuff to get the “joke” but whatever, the Venn diagram of Harry Potter people and Twitter people is basically a big fat zero. But before I got to the final draft I went over here:

I’m sorry I yelled out someone else’s name while we were boning but I’m not sorry that the name was Ron Weasley.

And prior to that it just got creepy:

Yeah well this twenty dollar bill says your name IS Hermione for the next half hour.

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