May
29
Pre-Twitter Twitters
I keep wanting to take stuff I wrote years ago and recycle it for Twitter but my crippling and self-important fear of repeating myself prevents me from doing so. Still though, sometimes I come across something and I’m all “dude just copy and paste that shit and get on with your life.” I.e., this nugget from The House of Wigs:
The lighting in Wal-Mart made me pick up elastic-band pocketless jeans and Legally Blonde and a racquetball racquet to beat my kids with.