May
5
Yesterday’s Movie Trailer Reactions
The Incredible Hulk
A: [gleefully claps hands upon seeing Ed Norton]
Indiana Jones
A: [upon hearing the first line of the ominous voiceover, something about a mysterious secret in a cave or whatever] That’s all I need. I’m there, whatever this is. Wait, is that Harrison Ford?
The Happening
J: [upon seeing “M. Night Shyamalan*”] Fuck this guy.
J: [notices with smug satisfaction that they skip his last two movies when reminding us what he’s directed]
J: [remembers fondly this joke about a movie about Helen Keller who can see dead people called “The Fourth Sense”]
J: [after the fifth or sixth scary loud noise] I’m exhausted.
The Love Guru
J&A: [slumped shoulders, dead eyes]
*Spelled it right on my first try, you guys!