“Susan. Suuuuusan what is up.”
“Dude are you even smelling that air right now?”
“You know me, I’ve been smelling it for like half an hour.”
“Makes my nips go blammo.”
“Yeah and oh speaking of, quick quiz: Did you or did you not get the mixtape I made especially for you? Yes, no, maybe, all of the above?”
“The one you hid in my Trapper Keeper? Entitled Songs to Bone Geoff By?”
“Uh no.”
“No? Side one is all of Permanent Vacation and side two is as much of In My Tribe that could fit?”
“Who is Jeff.”
“Geoff, that guy with the hair?”
“Oh yeah, that guy. He’s pretty cool. One time he said my shirt was killer. So you didn’t get my tape?”
“I guess not?”
“It’s … well I did this whole treasure hunt thing. It’s dumb but the first clue is in your locker, in this fancy envelope that cost two dollars.”
“Oh this sounds like fun!”
“Yeah. Yeah it was a lot of work. And my mixtape has a lot of … well it’s got a lot of things going on with it, it’s not like I just dubbed two whole albums on there. It’s kind of this … tapestry?”
“Well I can’t wait to hear it, mister.”
“Cool. I’m gonna go.”
“OK dude. Keep smelling that air!”
“I’m smelling it, Susan.”
