“Would you say I’m beautiful? A beautiful person?”
“I’d say it, sure.”
“Do you think my beauty distracts people from noticing my other good points?”
“No way.”
“My sense of humor, my fierce loyalty.”
“You walk in a room people say now there’s someone who’s fiercely loyal. Finally.”
“Don’t make fun of me.”
“You walk out of a room and people say now there’s an ass I could lose myself in for days. Like The Time Traveler’s Wife or some shit.”
“Sometimes I wish I never walked into that homeless shelter, never saw those baby blues.”
