Sometimes in this life you stumble upon the perfect girl and she turns out to live in another country. No big whoop you just ask her out on an internet date. Neither of you knows what that means but it turns out to be watching movies at the same time while chatting on IM.
Below is how that chat started. It ended about seven hours later. (Actually, it’s still going today, now that I think about it.)
Angela Black: BORK.
Joshua Allen: mo-vie nite! mo-vie nite!
Joshua Allen: CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Angela Black: this is the strangest thing ever
Joshua Allen: haha
Angela Black: i have NEVER done this before
Angela Black: i am in stitches
Joshua Allen: i once watched Rambo over the phone with a friend of mine in fifth grade
Angela Black: oh see… now that I have done
Angela Black: not rambo
Joshua Allen: i figure it’s the same basic deal
Angela Black: but… my bff and i audio tape recorded Pretty in Pink and would listen to it in bed together
Joshua Allen: !
Joshua Allen: i used to tape things off tv and listen to them. bosom buddies, i think.