August 2011
7 posts
Josh: i need to write some talking points about a webinar
Angela: talking point one: this is boring
Angela: talking point two: don’t everyone suicide at once, let’s take turns
Angela: talking point three: ah shit i suicided
Things I Said Out Loud To Myself Tonight #2
String cheese for dinner. That’s a dinner. And there’s a trivia question on each package!
What fruit has more vitamin C than an orange? Let’s see. I don’t know. A banana. I’m not going to think about it. Just tell me the answer.
A tomato? Oh fuck you. I don’t care if a tomato is really a fruit, nobody thinks of it as a fruit so that was a trick question.
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