June 2011
11 posts
May 2011
11 posts
1 tag
Smells Like Wilderness, Open Air & Freedom!
So I quit my copywriting job about a month ago and am currently freelancing doing the exact same work except at home, ostensibly while I “figure things out” and “make a bold new career move.”
Just now I found myself googling “what IS cocktail sauce.” Then comparing the ingredients of some cocktail sauce and ketchup in my refrigerator. Then thinking how weird...
It's Wednesday So You Know What That Means
[This is old but I’m tired of writing new stuff and anyway it’s Star Wars-y.]
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“Princess Leia! You will tell me the location of your hidden rebel base! I bet it’s in your panties!”
“Please don’t use that word.”
“That’s it! Bring in … the probe droid.”
“Hang on a sec.”
“What’s a matter,...
Beastie Boys or YLNT?
Diamond: We have an app-incubator company that we started. A lot of cats, kicking around ideas. We also have an artisanal—
Horovitz: Deodorant company. It’s local. All local.
Diamond: I was gonna say artisanal kielbasa and lemonade truck.
Horovitz: I’m starting a steak truck. Steak-n’-a-Cup.
Diamond: Head to tail?
Horovitz: My other one is Adam’s Rib. Come onnnn.
Diamond: Just the one...
