Ok I am just going to get started up. I will probably make a separate page that talks about who all the characters are, just so they’re all listed in one nice place. There’s a lot, even just in this one chapter! And who knows which ones are the main ones and which ones are important later. I’ll…
Rina is doing recaps of my story Chokeville, which has been gathering dust for a while but will start ungathering dust pretty soon here, assuming my coke dealer makes bail.
I Wrote This Thirteen Years Ago What Am I Doing With My Life
“I’m reading this book and it’s called Explore Your Dream-Heart.”
“Could I, would you mind, I’m, I’m just going to take one bite here…”
"I will take this fork and pin your hand to the table. No hesitation. Not even for a second."
“Look who’s Mr. Grouchy Pants.”
“You’ve got a whole plate there and I’m sitting here with not even like ice water.”
“Just don’t call me Mr. Whatever Anything Pants anymore. I hate that.”
“If I swear I won’t say Mr. Pants will you let me have one smallish bite?”
"Seriously I’ve had this breakthrough and—"
“For reals, the bite I’m thinking about is way small and if you’d give me a moment I could rearrange your plate a little, like post-bite, and you’d hardly even know anything was missing. Look away for a sec, just look over there—look! It’s Halley’s Comet! Just give me a moment alone with this thing and I’ll take what I need and my work here will be done.”
“Maybe I’ll go sit over in that other booth.”
“I’m a surgeon, buddy. I’m getting in there and removing that cancer.”
“This is exactly what the book is talking about.”
“You don’t even want the part I’m gonna take. Hang on.”
“You know they sell more than one of these here.”
“Keep looking away. Don’t look.”
“There are almost exact duplicates available for purchase.”
“This is what the book calls Phase IX.”
“Mm! Yum! Good!”
“Once I get through the next chapter I’ll totally be able to control you.”