August 2010
3 posts
“You want a mint?”
“I’m good.”
“I said do you want a fucking mint.”
“I … do I need one?”
“Your breath smells like the — and I do not use this word lightly — but it smells like the Holocaust.”
“Well, I’m on this cabbage diet until I can feel comfortable riding a bus with my shirt off.”
“Nobody...
“I see you started smoking.”
“Well, you know, I had this awesome cigarette case that was just sitting around, doing nothing for nobody.”
“You always were a practical man. Man in quotes.”
“Did you know it belonged to my grandfather and—”
“And it stopped a Nazi bullet from killing him?”
“Did I tell you this?”
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