"You want a mint?"
"I said do you want a fucking mint."
"I … do I need one?"
"Your breath smells like the — and I do not use this word lightly — but it smells like the Holocaust."
"Well, I’m on this cabbage diet until I can feel comfortable riding a bus with my shirt off."
"Nobody wants to see that and those when they’re on the bus. They’re already on a bus, they got bigger problems to deal with.”
"When the time comes, they’ll be glad to see this and these. They’ll be taking pictures to show their grandkids.”
"In the meantime, I want you take this entire thing of mints and stick one in every hole or crevasse you can find."
"Thanks. Name’s Frank."
"Maxine. This your first time with us at Chili’s Too?"