So I’m skimming through my old LiveJournal posts and weeping — as one does — and I read this thing from March 2006 entitled “Things I Saw Today (In Person)” that goes like so:
— A man throwing jelly donuts at another man’s face.
— A man throwing pizza at another man’s body.
— A woman beating a man dressed in a bear/donkey/something costume with a wiffle bat. Beating him about the hindquarters.
— A supra-crack tattoo of a phoenix.
— A sploded squirrel.
Dudes, I have no idea what I’m talking about here. No recollection of any of that. Did I used to live an extremely interesting life but then fell down real bad on my head? And isn’t it adorable how I had to say supra-crack tattoo because the term tramp stamp was not yet known to me?