Fun with the Allens
Eating Thanksgiving leftovers with the family and recounting some fond memories: My father put little candies that looked like rocks in the garden and tricked me into believing that edible rocks exist. My father had an old car that controlled the wipers with a foot pedal. He tricked me into thinking that I could turn the wipers on and off by touching my ears. My father convinced my...
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I am in San Francisco
I’m in my mommy’s Jetta. Phoenix is on the radio. (Now it’s the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Why does Live 105 play the same songs they played when I lived here 20 years ago?) I’m eating a honeycrisp apple. I’m typing this on my iPhone. WHERE IS MY COMPLIMENTARY SEGWAY :(
I just realized I scheduled a vacation, which could’ve happened basically any time this month, during the Louis CK show. Which is happening in the theater across the street from where I live. Which I got tickets for in July. I was so excited, you guys. It’s so rare that I get excited for things. This guy is one of my heroes. I feel like I just rollerbladed into an AIDS tree.