November 2010
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“Stephen Geoffreys gave an excellent and inspired performance as obnoxious horror movie geek ‘Evil’ Ed Thompson in the terrific Fright Night (1985). In a startling and unexpected career move, Geoffreys wound up acting in numerous gay hardcore porno pictures under the pseudonyms Sam Ritter and Stephan Bordeaux. Outside of acting, Geoffreys writes short stories and is an avid...
Nov 1st
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October 2010
17 posts
OK I need to say something here. I need to draw a line in the sand, so to speak. I like pubic hair on ladies. OK? That’s how it’s supposed to look. I know I’m a relic from a bygone era, and I know it’s like how your favorite band is whatever you were listening to when you were sixteen, but I’m right about the Pixies and I’m right about this. To paraphrase...
Oct 29th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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A review of a Sonic peanut butter fudge shake →
inthefade: We got to Sonic, pulled in and ordered, and the car hop waitron brought out our drinks. I of course got to do my thing where I taste one sip of whatever everyone else in the car has ordered, despite their objections. This is not hegemony; it is science. As I vowed to you when we first started this site, I am a bevpert first, a decent human being second. (thank you, josh) I feel...
Oct 26th
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Oct 22nd
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The Locked Groove
—in the morning I wake up wondering where I am. My mouth tastes like the death of a child. I drink water feverishly, desperately. I look at the internet. I take a shower and sing ten seconds, over and over, of whatever song is stuck is my head (today it’s “Bad Light” by Built to Spill). I do the guitar parts, the drums, the works. I have two towels since my wife moved out, so I alternate between...
Oct 21st
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Our Insidious Tendrils
I’m trying to keep my various websites separate but equal because that’s an approach that’s worked pretty well for America, so I won’t blab about Chokeville too much more here. (My tumblr will continue to be exclusively for posts like sup girl yeah i was just blasting my glutes you should totally send nakkies to my askhole and oh god im so wasted you guys should listen to...
Oct 13th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 1st
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