June 2009
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The thug raises his fist for round two and is startled to see his fingers—still encased in brass knuckles—fall to the pier with a clank. Looks up and sees Missy of the Spire’s Samurai Suite, using her silken sleeve to wipe a thin streak of blood from her katana. And here’s Fiona of the Sherwood Forest Experience, bowstring cocked. And Miki of the Igloo Room, whaling harpoon at the ready. And...
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Allison leans in and whispers: “Frank Muto chained my brother to a trunk and threw him overboard, right where we are now. This is really the only thing that concerns you. If you can find him and the trunk, you’ll get three thousand dollars.”
May says: “How long has he been down there?”
“I don’t know. A few days.”
“You know what a body looks like after being underwater for a few days?”
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People Born The Same Year As Michael Jackson
Grandmaster Flash
Matt Frewer
Lorenzo Lamas
Jools Holland
Ellen DeGeneres
Ice-T
Mary Chapin Carpenter
Nik Kershaw
Miranda Richardson
Andy Gibb
Rik Mayall
Gary Numan
Sharon Stone
Holly Hunter
Gary Oldman
Alec Baldwin
Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds
Andie MacDowell
Michelle Pfeiffer
Rick Santorum
Keith Haring
Mitch Albom
Drew Carey
Paul Weller
Neil Finn
Annette Bening...
Satan's Crotch Business
Just found this abandoned post intended for the abandoned Wiretap Follies:
ELEANOR ALLEN. I do not know a soul who would call me when they know that Jeopardy is on.
JOSHUA GREEN ALLEN. What is: John F. Kennedy.
EA. Oh my goodness, Jiggies! How did you know that?
JGA. It’s usually either him or like sodium chloride or Shakespeare.
EA. I take back all the terrible things I said about...
I just read the first chapter of some history-of-blogging book called Say Everything. This opening section is mostly about Justin Hall but then there was a passing reference to Alexis Massie and I was all: Hey! I know that lady!
Sometimes I forget that my wife was writing uncomfortably frank stuff about herself on the internet waaaay before you.
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“Just thought maybe we could use a little pick-me-up to get us to five o’clock,” he says.
“Your kindness is genuine and uncalled for,” she says. It is late afternoon on a cool autumn day and her voice is like this day transformed into sound.
// Chokeville
“An oak-paneled genre, heavy on the faux-Tiffany and secretary drinks.”
– Salon on the early aesthetic of Friday’s / Chili’s / Applebee’s
Ah, Marcus! Do come in! I was just about to regale our guests with that spellbinding tale of yours, the one about your donnybrook with that execrable customer service Representative..? Or! Perhaps the one where your computing machine malfunctioned and you were thrown into an Hysteric state! ‘Ell oh ‘ell! Come, sit! You tell it so much better than I! Gather ‘round, friends, and...
rrrrred:
Waiting for the elevator…
RECEPTIONIST: It’s TTG!
ME: I don’t… know what that is.
RECEPTIONIST: Time To Go!!
ME: Oh.
RECEPTIONIST (sadly): That’s the only thing I ever made up.
I think this might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
LCD Soundsystem / Yeah (Crass Version)
The party...
Episode Nineteen: Way Too Outside
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A long episode, but it’s full of fireland.
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Ha ha the greasy wheel gets the squeak.
