Gary: Fats, man. Let me tell you my story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy little eighth grade bitch. OK?
Fats: Crazy insane?
Gary: I was nuts for the woman, man. Now you gotta believe me. I’m ser—I’m tellin the truth, here, I’m speakin to you. I mean I was nuts for the girl. And what did it to me was these big titties she had.
Fred: Big titties now, ha ha!
Gary: She wouldn’t have to worry bout no titties for the rest of her life, boy, you know, she was set, and she was lookin good, son.
Wyatt: Dat’s the truth, baby.
Gary: I called every night for like a month. I mean I’m talking devotion, man.
Mitch: Every damn night?
Gary: Every night, Mitch, I ain’t playin with you.
Fred: On the telephone?
Gary: [pause] What this boy talkin bout, on the telephone, man?
Fats: Explain it to him!
Gary: Fats, goddamn we know there’s a telephone, boy, what the heck—
Lisa: But he hung up on her.
Fred: Awww you didn’t hang up on her. The chick with those big big titties?
Gary: I hung up on the bitch. Now here’s the capper: You know what the bitch did to me?
Mitch: Lay it on me.
Gary: Check this shit out, listen to what she did to me. She—
Lisa: Kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody.
Mitch: She did what?
Vince: Bitch kneed your nuts?
Gary: Bitch kneed my nuts, man, I’m not playin with you.
Fats: In the family jewels?
Gary: In the family jewels, man.
Wyatt: Worse pain there is.
Gary: Broke my heart in two.
Fats: Broke more’n your heart.
Gary: Yeah Fats you know what I’m sayin baby.
Mitch: [gesturing at Lisa] You can forget that other one, coz you got this fine jewel sitting right over here by you.
Gary: Ain’t that the truth, baby, that’s the plain truth!
[goes for high five, collapses]
Fred: There he goes!
Lisa: Party’s over!
Gary: Party’s over, said the girl! Kay, we’ll get outta here.