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Rejected Twitter Post No. π
Got the invite to my dad’s wedding. He just crossed out the bride’s name from the last time around and wrote in That Hotty [sic] At Denny’s.
distorte: For years (like years) I thought that Todd Levin was an old-ish gay guy, because across the top of his site it always said “Olde Gay? Me Hey” and I read it as: Old? Gay? Me? Hey! (yes I am). And I read it on-and-off always in that mindset, and nothing I read ever seemed to contradict that interpretation. Also, the first couple of weeks I was reading Josh Allen I thought he was black. I...
Rejected Twitter Post No. 420
Take one guess how the process server disguised as an underage Thai hooker surprised me with the subpoena.