Fireland

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The cover of my upcoming memoir I Would Prefer Not To.

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Has anyone written serious fiction about Bejeweled yet? I don’t want to be stepping on toes over here.

Hello I Am Your Grandma, Part II

For reals I just called Heath Ledger “Heather Locklear.”

(previously)

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Taken with instagram

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sexpigeon:

Who is going to ask what that smell is? Whoever asks is going to win a pursefull of shrimp.

Most Played Songs On My iTunes

Super weird.

Kate Bush / Man With The Child In His Eyes
Nine Inch Nails / The Perfect Drug
Fleetwood Mac / Big Love (Live)
Dead Can Dance / Indus
The Donnas / Take It Off
Tenacious D / Double Team
Kelly Clarkson / Since U Been Gone

Manly Tips from Manny

Manny Petroski, I like the cut of your jib!

Shave It Like You Mean It
“Visualize your face gleaming in the sky like some kind of Greek god just blowing everyone’s minds.”

Let’s Talk Socks! with Dr. David Carrigan
“Just checking in on my favorite sockspert for his latest sockgestions and sockommendations!”

How to Rock That Treadmill’s World
“It feels like I’m running up the side of a cliff being chased by some kind of terrifying panther-spider hybrid.”

My favorite opening credits. Not just because of the music and the slowly encroaching titles (both of which get me super pumped!) but because when every character has the best name ever, might as well go ahead and list them all before the movie even starts.

When I was fourteen I got ten cassettes for a penny from Columbia House. They made me into the “man” I am today.

Crowded House / Crowded House
The Cult / Electric
The Cure / The Head on the Door
Hoodoo Gurus / Mars Needs Guitars
Hüsker Dü / Warehouse: Songs and Stories
R.E.M. / Fables of the Reconstruction
R.E.M. / Lifes Rich Pageant
The Smiths / Louder Than Bombs
The The / Infected
World Party / Private Revolution

Later I paid full price for a double live album by Lynyrd Skynyrd because I didn’t mail back the DO NOT WANT card before the deadline. This post brought to you by old age.

ONE OF US ONE OF US

C’mon Scott. Don’t stop believin’.